"hurr durr I am a troll and dont know how to socialize, so I call everyone a clown, and I try to compensate my 5cm non working Dick" 

grow up man. If the vĆdeos dont open here, they dont open here! And thats fine. Now go take off that giant dick that is burried deep in your ass. Or dont, I couldn't care less
Maybe you just don't know how to use the Internet.