Jakolantern, I have never read such shit in all my life.
Where to begin. Firstly, she's still married you plum - note the wedding ring she has always worn here
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- the reason she moves around is not because she's, what, running from her family and friends? But because her husband is a high ranking military officer and so he gets moved around bases every few years. It's odd the last 2 times she's moved you claim to be because "it keeps coming back to bite her", but her moving that time just before you supposedly bought nudes was a legit house move?
She was a wedding planner around the time you described, probably making 6 figures, but you think she'd be selling nudes on Snapchat? And also I note how you say "I was the only one who managed to buy something", so how did you find out she was doing that? If she used to sell privately? And how did you know she broke up with her husband and is being supposedly hunted down by family and friends? Like, are you okay?
And the classic, had all the photos on my phone but my phone got stolen.
Sorry to everyone else who got excited by this, but for whatever reason Jakolantern is posting his fantasies on here that presumably must get him off in some way. I feel you need to speak to someone.